23 Thoughts I Had Today (complete with links for your visual pleasure)

  1. I wonder what it’s like to be an only child.
  2. Rory should have never broken up with Dean. Jess ruined her life.
  3. My dog has no respect for me.
  4. Tinder in Vegas sucks. Stop with the gym selfie. I get it. You work out.
  5. You never see anyone have left over oatmeal. That would be kinda gross.
  6. It’s so hot. I’m not cut out for the desert.
  7. I shouldn’t have eaten leftover oatmeal. I don’t feel so good.
  8. I don’t like the new set up of this Target. Where is the Shea Moisture? I need my Shea.
  9. The Mandela effect is real.
  10. I just need to get rich really quick and 60% of my problems will be solved.
  11. Ew. Why is Sallie Mae sending me letters? I just graduated. Chill.
  12. Should I eat the 4th slice of pizza…. yeah.
  13. I spend so much money at Target. My skin doesn’t need to be moisturized. I can be ashy for two weeks.
  14. I have so much student loan debt I could buy a used Tesla.
  15. Ugh. Butterflies are so gross. They’re just glorified moths.
  16. If one more bug crawls on me. I’m gonna lose it.
  17. I really should’ve told off that guy I dated sophomore year. He wasn’t even that cute. 
  18. That weird front bra thing looks pretty cool. All you have to do is pull a string and you can wear backless tops. It probably doesn’t work with big titties though.
  19. Should I shave my legs? I mean I’m not going anywhere… ugh but it feels so nice.
  20. The girl who voiced Tommy on Rugrats was also in Friends. Wow. Her IMDb is impressively long.
  21. It would probably be very hard to learn Turkish on Google Translate.
  22. I spent $30 on a planner I can’t use for 3 months. Was it a waste of money? No. It’s the most beautiful thing ever. I’m such a f*cking adult.
  23. Zac Efron is so freaking sexy. Even when he had a gap in his tooth, he was beautiful.
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